Ari Fleischer, a former press secretary for President George W. Bush, was a guest on MSNBC's Harball with Chris Matthews Wednesday, and it was cable news gold.
Clearly, Fleischer is a dyed-in-the-wool Bush apologist, his every appearance on television a verbatim rehashing of the tired lines sold to the American public nearly six years ago.
Beyond the obligatory repulsiveness of Fleischer's arrogant and dismissive nature, he made a couple of outrageous, though unoriginal, comments during the shout fest, at least one of which struck a chord with Matthews' well-informed viewership.
In all fairness, though he is very charismatic and isn't the kind of host to allow guests to skirt questions, Matthews will push a point when he feels it's popular with Americans, and his willingness to talk over guests in search of the answer he wants can grate even his most faithful.
In contrast with the nastiness of rubes like Bill O'Reilly and Sean Hannity, however, Matthews is a kitten.
Besides, Fleischer deserved the roasting he received.
His first comment was to conflate the terrorist attacks on Sept. 11, 2001 with the U.S. invasion of Iraq.
Said Fleischer: "After September 11th, having been hit once, how could we take a chance that Saddam might not strike again? And that's the threat that's been removed …"
Fleischer spoke with Matthews today to "clarify" his comments, saying he didn't intend to suggest Saddam was responsible for 9/11, but that he had struck his neighbors before and might turn his sites on the U.S.
Of course, there is no mistaking what he actually said. Not only was his first statement a direct implication of Saddam in the attack on America, but his follow-up, "… that's the threat that's been removed …," is a clear indication of how former Bushies want to keep spinning his legacy: It was Saddam, not al Qaeda terrorists, that posed the greatest danger to this country, and now he is gone because of Bush.
Frank Gaffney, Assistant Secretary of Defense under Ronald Reagan, took to the air Thursday to defend Fleischer, apparently right after discussing the game plan with him so as to utilize the same Clintonesque syntax semantics.Gaffney's performance was more of the same kabuki theater Americans have come to expect from Neo-Con automatons who, despite a wealth of evidence to the contrary, will go to their graves insisting not only that invading Iraq was the right thing to do, but the reasons given have stood the test of time.
They are not saying Saddam was behind 9/11 … even though he was, but they're not saying that … but he was.
SO, WHEN DOES A PRESIDENT BECOME THE PRESIDENT?
The most outrageous statement from Fleischer was during a heated exchange where he used common phrases of Republican indignation like, "How dare you," and, "What you just did is shameful." Of course, what else can he say when he's dead wrong?
His comments were, though, of the most maddening spin that has ever come from the GOP.
Fleischer, as do all Bush's former aides, touted the one factual claim of "success" they have: The country has not been attacked since 9/11.
When Matthews took him to task on this standard of success, pointing out Bush was in office when the country was attacked on 9/11 and, by Fleischer's own measure, Bush's administration was an epic failure, Fleischer feigned moral outrage that someone would ever put that off on a president.
Yes, really.
THE PARTY OF PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY
There was a lustful eagerness within the GOP following 9/11 to blame President Clinton for the attack. Of course, there was never a Republican acceptance of responsibility for the 1993 bombing at the World Trade Center, just more than a month into Clinton's presidency; that, too, was his fault.
And, despite an economy that has been reeling and hemorrhaging job for nearly two years, there are fringe folks within the GOP — no, that doesn't completely encapsulate the party … yet — who blame President Obama for the current financial crisis.
Of course, that didn't stop Fleischer from asking Matthews, were the country to be attacked soon, if Obama would be blamed.
It truly becomes impossible to wrap one's head around the arguments/justifications/rationalizations of Bush's legion of hacks, and it's never advisable to try to get into the mind of sociopaths. But, we can still have some fun with it.
So … when the WTC was bombed 37 days into his presidency, killing six, it was Clinton's fault. Then the country was attacked in four separate incidences on 9/11 — eight months into Bush's presidency — killing nearly 3,000. But this was not Bush's fault.
Then, in the 2004 campaign against John Kerry, Dick Cheney said America had better vote for Bush, or "the danger is, we'll get hit again."
Republicans tried the same ploy against Obama last year, only to realize most of America had tuned out their ridiculous rhetoric and were not about to be scared into voting for the wrong guy again.
In the waning days of Bush's time in office, the legacy spin machine was in full effect, with Dick et al telling everyone who would listen what a great job the administration had done to prevent further attacks.
DON'T BLAME ME, I WAS AT THE RANCH
Which brings us back to 9/11. Most folks forget Bush not only had been in office for nearly eight months prior to the attack, but he also took a month-long vacation from early August to early September.
Former CIA Director George Tenet said he did not have a single briefing with Bush during August, despite CIA fears there was an imminent attack in the works.
All of this begs questions even a child would ask, many of which have already been posed. But there's no point in submitting the most crucial: How can Republicans constantly preach personal responsibility when they never accept any for their failures? No one will ever answer.
But there is this one worth mentioning, even rhetorically: When will you pink old fools shut up and go away?